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$ whoami

Hey, I’m Ned Heller (a.k.a. sp00nz) - Systems Engineer in the Bay Area with 15+ years of experience building systems that actually work.

By day I architect cloud infrastructure and wrangle Kubernetes clusters. By night I static recompile console games - turning original Xbox, N64, PS3, SNES, Dreamcast, and Xbox 360 binaries into native PC executables. Burnout 3, Diddy Kong Racing, Black & White, flOw, GTA - if it shipped on a dead platform, I’m probably taking it apart. I build the recompilation toolkits too: ps3recomp, xboxrecomp, snesrecomp, and gcrecomp cover most of the major architectures.

On the infrastructure side I build VM migration tools, multi-cloud deployment platforms, and connection managers. Arctic Code Vault Contributor. Open source advocate. Believer in documentation and clean commits.

When not debugging or building systems, I’m hiking Bay Area trails or perfecting cookie recipes - check out heller.recipes for the results.

Stack: C, C++, Go, Python, TypeScript, Linux, Docker, Kubernetes

$ cat /etc/contact

Email: nedcheller@gmail.com / sp00nz@gmail.com LinkedIn: linkedin.com/in/ned-heller GitHub: sp00nznet

$ ls -t ~/projects

$ ls -t ~/tools

$ ls -t /releases

Loading releases...